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The fan music is pretty cool, too.
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I'd assume there is probably some sort of command phrase or a button to press before you can do something if not this is hilarious.
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I desperately need to find a chance to use this one in Crypts of Chaos.
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*Ill-ithid.
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Not sure if that last one is meant to make me laugh or cry. But it sure won't win any arguments against the remaining skeptics.
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For those of you familiar with Space Station 13:
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The funny thing is, the singularity would have faded out of existence if they did shut off the particle accelerator without letting it grow. So really the plan was doomed on first principles.
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Puntastic:
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TFwiki wrote:Soon is the name of the region in the time-domain (familiar to all marketing departments, and to the moderators and staff of Fun Publications) which sees release of all BotCon news, club exclusives, and other fan desirables. Soon is when then will become now.

Peculiar properties of spacetime ensure that the perception of the magnitude of Soon is fluid and dependent, not on an individual's time-reference, but on spatial and cultural location. A marketer generally perceives Soon as a finite, known, yet unspeakable time-interval; to a fan, the interval appears greater, and may in fact approach the infinite, becoming Never. Once the interval has passed, however, a certain time-lensing effect seems to occur, and the time-interval becomes vanishingly small. We therefore see the strange result that the same fragment of spacetime may be observed, in quick succession, as Soon, Never, and All Too Quickly.
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Stahlseele wrote:Puntastic:
Stahlseele, where is that sold?
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i have no idea, i did not take that image and the page where i found it has no text at all . .
here is an amazon link
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Paladone-PP0562 ... B00913KLVA
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TFwiki wrote:Soon is the name of the region in the time-domain (familiar to all marketing departments, and to the moderators and staff of Fun Publications) which sees release of all BotCon news, club exclusives, and other fan desirables. Soon is when then will become now.

Peculiar properties of spacetime ensure that the perception of the magnitude of Soon is fluid and dependent, not on an individual's time-reference, but on spatial and cultural location. A marketer generally perceives Soon as a finite, known, yet unspeakable time-interval; to a fan, the interval appears greater, and may in fact approach the infinite, becoming Never. Once the interval has passed, however, a certain time-lensing effect seems to occur, and the time-interval becomes vanishingly small. We therefore see the strange result that the same fragment of spacetime may be observed, in quick succession, as Soon, Never, and All Too Quickly.
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What game is that? An MMO?
Is this wretched demi-bee
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No! It's Eric, the half a bee
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Dark Souls.

That particular monster is a bitch. THAT WHOLE FUCKING DUNGEON IS A BITCH

It's about as well-lit as Mitt Romney's conscience, and contains giant skeletons in a few different varieties. You can't see them, but they can see you.

And they're giants, so the archers taking potshots at you will hit you with an arrow about the size of a fucking SPEAR if you stand in the same place for too long.

And those man-dog skeletons have pretty much one response to shit:

Freak the fuck out and claw it to death.

Hard to find Dark Souls videos without commentary. I'm not gonna try at the moment.

Oh, and unless you kill them with magic or a holy weapon, skeletons get back up after a short period.

I did the dungeon with a really long holy greatsword--and one of its moves involves taking three steps forward and -then- thrusting. It makes for a hell of a lead-off attack.

Edit: And the game does have an MMO aspect to it. Just can't have a ton of people in the same world at the same time, and you don't -have- to.

PVP is pretty badass when you're fighting someone as good as you are, though. Like so
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He jumps like a damned dragoon, and charges into battle fighting rather insane monsters with little more than his bare hands and rather nasty spell effects conjured up solely through knowledge and the local plantlife. He unerringly knows where his goal lies, he breathes underwater and is untroubled by space travel, seems to have no limits to his actual endurance and favors killing his enemies by driving both boots square into their skull. His agility is unmatched, and his strength legendary, able to fling about a turtle shell big enough to contain a man with enough force to barrel down a near endless path of unfortunates.

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This:
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is an armadillo-girdled lizard.

They have this habit of curling up and biting their tails:
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is the ouroboros, an old symbol from occultism that represents cycles, resurrection, etc. It was considered pretty powerful.


I want one of these lizards now. If I can get occult information to osmosis into it by putting it's terrarium on a bunch of books, maybe I can grow it into a dragon.
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The Lizards remind me of the cluster-beasts from Lexx - the Dark Zone.
Do they roll around like that too?
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TFwiki wrote:Soon is the name of the region in the time-domain (familiar to all marketing departments, and to the moderators and staff of Fun Publications) which sees release of all BotCon news, club exclusives, and other fan desirables. Soon is when then will become now.

Peculiar properties of spacetime ensure that the perception of the magnitude of Soon is fluid and dependent, not on an individual's time-reference, but on spatial and cultural location. A marketer generally perceives Soon as a finite, known, yet unspeakable time-interval; to a fan, the interval appears greater, and may in fact approach the infinite, becoming Never. Once the interval has passed, however, a certain time-lensing effect seems to occur, and the time-interval becomes vanishingly small. We therefore see the strange result that the same fragment of spacetime may be observed, in quick succession, as Soon, Never, and All Too Quickly.
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And they're so adorable, too!
Is this wretched demi-bee
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disturbingly so, yes . .
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TFwiki wrote:Soon is the name of the region in the time-domain (familiar to all marketing departments, and to the moderators and staff of Fun Publications) which sees release of all BotCon news, club exclusives, and other fan desirables. Soon is when then will become now.

Peculiar properties of spacetime ensure that the perception of the magnitude of Soon is fluid and dependent, not on an individual's time-reference, but on spatial and cultural location. A marketer generally perceives Soon as a finite, known, yet unspeakable time-interval; to a fan, the interval appears greater, and may in fact approach the infinite, becoming Never. Once the interval has passed, however, a certain time-lensing effect seems to occur, and the time-interval becomes vanishingly small. We therefore see the strange result that the same fragment of spacetime may be observed, in quick succession, as Soon, Never, and All Too Quickly.
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Those things are awesome
He jumps like a damned dragoon, and charges into battle fighting rather insane monsters with little more than his bare hands and rather nasty spell effects conjured up solely through knowledge and the local plantlife. He unerringly knows where his goal lies, he breathes underwater and is untroubled by space travel, seems to have no limits to his actual endurance and favors killing his enemies by driving both boots square into their skull. His agility is unmatched, and his strength legendary, able to fling about a turtle shell big enough to contain a man with enough force to barrel down a near endless path of unfortunates.

--The horror of Mario

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